My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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