i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The ass gains better be worth it
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