I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
