she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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