Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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