their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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