If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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