The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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