Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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