Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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