Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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