She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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