quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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