so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
