She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This is the high leading the old right now
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
