Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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