I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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