Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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