Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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