People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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