I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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