He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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