I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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