i think my tv is drunk
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
