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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous

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(512): View more from Texas

I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

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(619): View more from California

It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.

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(913): View more from Kansas

In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"

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