Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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