Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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