fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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