Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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