I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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