Kiss
Puke
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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