I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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