dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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