where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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