Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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