Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
last night I used snow as a chaser
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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