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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone

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• (408): View more from California

  Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?

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  19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy

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  you suck at sexting

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?

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