Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(705): View more from Ontario

i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole

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(703): View more from Virginia

the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People

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(936): View more from Texas

you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"

(1-936): View more from Texas

I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(916): View more from California

craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?

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(630): View more from Illinois

His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"

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