belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm always down for nudity.
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