Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Someone came in the potted fern
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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