Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she looked like the before picture.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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