Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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