..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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