hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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