But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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