Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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