I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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