It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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