I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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