I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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