Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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