my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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