In the future we'll all be gay
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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