belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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