i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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