He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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