Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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