Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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